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It seems like only the other day when we were not enjoying below zero temperatures; it was about 2-3 weeks ago now, and it was getting down to 15 ° below zero, and here it has been up in the mid forties for the past few days. So here we are deeper into winter and it is some 60 degrees warmer. It is coming true, If you don’t like the weather in Calgary, just wait a minute!


A clever bit of writing that I would like to pass on.

DIVORCE AGREEMENT– WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT The person who wrote this is a college (law) student.  Perhaps there is hope for us after all.

DIVORCE AGREEMENT THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT’S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!!  WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I’LL VOTE FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late
1950’s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.  I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms.  We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a our separation agreement:

–Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion.  That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement.  After that, it should be relatively easy!  Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

–We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.

–You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

–Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.

–We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.

–You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell.  You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

–We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.

–You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.

–We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks.

–We’ll keep Bill O’Reilly, and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

–You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

–You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.  When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.

–We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

–You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain.  You can also have the U.N.  but we will no longer be paying the bill.

–We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars.  You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

–You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.

–We’ll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."

–I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".

–We’ll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

–Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this?  If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete.  In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely, John J.  Wall Law Student and an American P.S.  Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & ( Hanoi ) Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S.  And you won’t have to press 1 for English when you call our country.


This piece has nothing to do with Christmas, but it is a powerful piece of writing by a dying Black Man. I think you will agree, take a look:
Words of a Dying Black Man …

These words were not downloaded from some media website, not propaganda, just observations from a 80-year-old black man born in America.

I was told by my parents (yes, a married man and woman with my last name) that I was a nigger.  We lived in "Nigger Town" in a small Texas town, no A/C, grass growing through the floor, no car, no TV.  We washed our bodies with lye soap that my mother made by hand.  I thought I was a nigger until I graduated high school, went to college, did an enlistment in the Army and got a job.  I am now retired, own my own home, have six children by ONE WOMAN and we all have the same last name.

I have a Bachelor’s Degree in Liberal Arts and a Master’s Degree in Sociology.  My retirement, VA disability from combat in the Korean War (I only have one leg) and part-time pay in a local college, is about $125,000 a year.  From dirt poor nigger, to old, black, proud American.

Yes, I am black, and I can say "nigger", because I understand the true meaning of the word.

Let’s clear up a few things about the Michael Brown incident.

Fact: It is not called "shoplifting or stealing", it’s called "robbery", which is a felony.  Brown stole something and assaulted someone, that means ROBBERY.  It’s on video and it’s a fact.  Not shoplifting, not theft, not "lifting" a few cigars, but ROBBERY!

Michael Brown, like Trayvon, was portrayed by the media as a "little black boy", cute little headphones and his cap and gown photo gunned down by a ruthless police assassin, executed by "whitey".  First, I have never seen a cop drag a person into their car’s driver door to arrest them.  So, let us be clear, Michael Brown was a nigger; a sorry assed, criminal, hoodlum, nigger.  Nobody wants to say that, but I will.  He had a criminal record a mile long, was known for numerous assaults, robberies, including the one you saw with your own eyes and still refuse to call it a robbery.  He was, like so many others, living a life that he thought he was "entitled" to, just for being alive.  Gangsta rap, weed, drinking, guns and those stupid-assed low profile rims makes him some kind of bad-ass nigger.

I have fought communist Chinese and North Korean soldiers in the 1950’s with more honor than that nigger.  Yep, I peeled potatoes and shot communists.  That’s the only job a nigger soldier could get.

Rodney King?  Black Riots!

Trayvon?  Black Riots!

Hurricane Katrina?  Black Riots!  Stealing TV’s, designer clothes, etc.

O.  J.  Simpson kills white man and white woman – found NOT GUILTY?  Did white folks riot?  Nope.

In fact, when is the last time white people rioted?  Civil War, maybe?

That’s because they are, relatively, civilized people, much like many black Americans.  Protesting is one thing, hell, I’m all for it.  Even if you are an ignorant idiot you have a right to protest.

Stop only showing the young black "cap and gown" photos of Michael.  Charles Manson may have a few of those laying around, as well.

Show the nigger "gangsta" photos of the "poor unarmed teenager" (grown man) pics that have been removed from his Facebook page, holding the loaded pistol, smoking weed, with a mouthful of money.

Militarization?  The stupid-assed media that publicizes this has no idea what "militarization" really is.  Cops wear helmets and vests and drive armored vehicle because unemployed niggers thrown bricks at them, moron!  You put on an "Adam 12"uniform and walk down the streets of Ferguson during the criminal riots.  I can guarantee that you’ll jump into the first armored "military tank" that you see.

You only "want the police" when you "need the police" otherwise, you mock and fear what you do not understand about the police.  And by the way, the police are trained to take your crap, but I wouldn’t mess around with those Army National Guard, they aren’t as well disciplined "culturally" to take your crap like police do every day.  They will ventilate your black butts with M-16’s with military precision and extreme prejudice.

And finally, the way we protest and demand justice, is run down the streets breaking stuff, looting stores, and acting like a bunch of untrained monkeys?  Hell, after Rodney King, criminal niggers were actually killing people, thinking they were entitled to be worse criminals than they already were.  For those black criminals that do that, you are a disgrace to your race, inflamed by idiots like Al Sharpton, instead of listening to logic from proud black Americans, like Bill Cosby (not so proud anymore, after all these allegations coming out about him), Samuel Jackson (questionable), Colin Powell (a RINO to the Republican Party), Allen West, me, etc.  (And may I add Dr.  Ben Carson?  Boomer).

You blame white people for your ignorance, criminal acts, unemployed laziness, etc.

You blame white people for 89% of the prisons in America being full of blacks.  They did nothing wrong, the racists white cops framed them all, right?  No chance at school, no chance for college, military, employment?  BULL CRAP!

More niggers kill niggers, than niggers killing whites, whites killing niggers, and whites killing whites – COMBINED.  I find this astounding.

It’s not white peoples’ faults, the Emancipation Proclamation was signed by a white man years ago.  You can go to school, get a job, buy a house, and vote, JUST LIKE WHITE FOLKS!!!  You are not a slave, you are not discriminated against!  Slavery is abolished and nobody alive today was alive when it was popular.  Get over it!  You are discriminated against because you are a criminal, sorry-assed nigger.  Otherwise, black Americans are treated like everyone else.

If you choose to create "baby daddy and baby mama" and fake disabilities as an excuse for laziness to draw social security disability instead of husband, wife, family, job, mortgage, it’s YOUR FAULT, not white folks.  And there are a lot of proud black Americans that will tell you the same, as I AM ONE OF THEM!!!

Remember, the way you act on the camera is remembered by everyone who sees it.  They will never forget it.  It shows them how you, as the black race responds to situation that don’t particularly go the way you think they should.  It will become a reference standard, something they expect from you when the next media report doesn’t go your way.  Stop being stupid niggers and be a proud black American.  My parents raised me well, but they were wrong about one thing, I am not a nigger.

I will not be around long.  While my mind is still sharp, and my aim is still good, my body is eating away with cancer.  It started in the prostate, and is spreading rapidly.  After I die, I have asked my children to publish my writings, and include my name.  Although I am not expecting any miracles I can only hope that America will stop blaming color, start blaming criminals see people for what they really are.  We have too many countries that want us dead.  We should not be fighting each other.


TODASY’S WEB PAGE

Kind of a cute video of little kids and their view of Christmas. Check it out: Kids Christmas

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We have all seen commercials before, but this is a snort one produced for Purina, and it is a take-off of the old Rube Goldberg pictures. It’s funny, take a look: Purina


TODAY’S QUOTE

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EXIT LAUGHING
FORTIS needed to hire a team of power pole installers for the new Highway to McMurray.  The boss had to choose between a team of two guys from Lac La Biche and a team of two Newfies.

So the boss met both teams and said "Here’s what we’ll do.  Each team will be installing poles out on the new road for a day.

The team that installs the most poles gets the job."

Both teams headed right out.  At end of the shift, Bud and Buddy, the two Lac La Biche guys came back and the boss asked them how many they had installed.
They said that it was tough going, but they’d put in twelve.  Forty-five minutes later, Paddy and Mick, the Newfie guys came back in and they were totally exhausted.

The boss asked, "Well, how many poles did you guys install?"

Mick, the team leader, wiped his brow and sighed, "Paddy and me, we got three in.`

"The boss gasped, "Three?  Those two La Biche guys put in twelve!"

"Yeah," said Mick, "but you should see how much they left sticking out of the ground!

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Newfie is visiting Texas and starts a conversation with a Texan at a local bar.

The Texan asks the Newfie where he’s from and the Newfie says, "You know where New York is?”

The Texan says, "Yeh, yeh, I know where New York is.”

The Newfie says, "Well boy, you just drive north of there about 6 hours, turn right for 3 hours and catch a 6 hour ferry and you’re there in Newfoundland.”

The Texan says "That’s got to be close to China!”

The Newfie thinks about this and then says, "By gosh, I think you might be right…….  I work with a Chinese guy and he goes home for lunch every day!"


Have a Great Day, and be nice to everybody

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